top 10 worst song lyrics ever

Ang sampung kantang may lipon ng mga salitang pumapatay sa musikang pandaigdig.
(tagalog tayo ngayon :D)


10. There's an insect in your ear. If you scratch it won't disappear.
("Staring at the sun" by U2)

Remarks: Ang GALING!! Pwede ka nang pumasa ng grade 2.. "EAR - DISAPPEAR".. woah! Hmm magkarhyme nga naman tsk. Sabi ko nga.


9. War, war is stupid and people are stupid.
("War song" by Culture Club)

Remarks: Hulaan ko yung susunod na lyrics... "..and your seatmate is stupid?".. I knew it. Napaka HENYO.


8. Time is like a clock in my heart.
("Time" by Culture Club)

Remarks: Ibang level na 'tong bandang to. Wait. I-analyze nating mabuti. "TIME is like a CLOCK".... mahirap 'to. hmmm. 'di talaga ko sure eh. Styufid.


7. Young, black, and famous, with money hanging out the anus.
("Can’t nobody hold me down" by Puff Daddy feat. Mase)

Remarks: KADIRI. (caps lock). Kung sino man ang gumawa nito, it's either abnormal ka, or ABNORMAL ka talaga. Sabi na nga ba may problema 'to si Puff Daddy e. Severe LBM na 'yan. Anyways, siya ba talaga bumaril kay Tupac?


6. Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
so you don't confuse them with mountains.
("Whenever wherever" by Shakira)

Remarks: Bagay talaga sila ni pareng Puff. Kelan ba magkakaroon ng "Shakira feat. Puff Daddy" na kanta?... Sana AFTER ng End of the world na. amp.


5. I don't want to see a ghost. It's the sight that I fear most.
I'd rather have a piece of toast and watch the evening news.
("Life" by Des'ree)

Remarks: Magaling siya magkwento at in fairness, may sense. Kayo na humusga. HAYIP.


4. I know that he loves me 'cause it's obvious.
("Brown eyes" by Destiny's Child)

Remarks: TEKA. Baka nga naman obvious no??? ..... tsk napaka closed-minded ko naman. Kaya pala maraming na-iinlove sa kantang 'to. Papagalitan 'to ni Lito Camo.. OBVIOUS.. tse.


3. And I met a girl, she asked me my name I told her what it was.
("somewhere else" by Razorlight)

Remarks: WEHHHH??? Di nga?!?! Sinabi mo yung pangalan mo?!?! WTF?! Di ako makapaniwala!! Isa pang henyo 'to. Karapat-dapat nga siyang maging number 3 sa list. Haha. Another hayop na lyrics.


2. What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
my hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (check it out).
("My humps" by Black Eyed Peas)

Remarks: Actually, pinag-isipan ko siyang ilagay sa number 1 ko eh. Close fight tsk. Go Fergie. Mag collaborate kayo ni Puff Daddy. Humps saka anus... Haaaaayy. Grabe na 'to.


1. Your butt is mine.
("Bad" by Michael Jackson)

Remarks: TRIVIA: Alam niyo bang unang line ng kanta 'to? Panalong panalo. Isang magandang tugtugin sa mga Prom, Ball, Formal gathering etc.. Usong-uso ang Anatomy ah. Di ako maka-get over. Winner.